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Dept. of Grievances

The floor is too hard.

The actual words of a co-worker in a meeting I just attended on the subject of employee office grievances.  

To him I would say:

Sir.
The floor…HAS TO BE HARD.
Otherwise, it is not, in fact, a floor, but rather something else altogether, occupying the liminal space between a floor and a swimming pool.